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kissingeverysinglenight:

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here’s some nifty tips I’ve picked up about first kisses
1. be fucking alone
2. DO NOT SMASH FACESSSS
3. DON’T FUCKN RUSH THAT SHIT U WAIT FOR THE RIGHT FUCKN MOMENT IF THE RIGHT MOMENT DOESNT COME THEN U GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND NEVER KISS OMG
4. SUPRISE KISSES DO NOT WORK FOR FIRST KISS OMG IF UR BOTH NOT INTO IT THEN GTFO BC YOU DON’T WANT TO LIP RAPE THEM OR SUPRISE THEM SO MUCH THEY BITE YOU OR SNEEZE OR SOME THING OMF
5. OMG CLOSE UR FUCKING EYES OR YOUR CREEPY AS FUCK AND DESERVE A KICK IN THE HEAD
6. IF YOU LIKE THE PERSON U WANT TO KISS THEN DONT FUCKING DO IT BC YOUR FRIENDS ARE PRESSURING U THATS THE STUPIEST SHIT AND U JUST RUINED A PERFECT MOMENT I HOPE U GO TO HELL IF U DO THAT BC U R AN IDIOT
7. OMG AND IF U FEEL LIKE OPENING YOUR MOUTH AND YOUVE RECENTLY EATEN SOME THING WEIRD FUCKN CLEAN YOUR TEETH OR HAVE A MINT OR SOME SHIT NOBODY WANTS YOUR GARLIC DICK BREATHE SALIVA IN THEIR MOUTH OMG
8. DON’T BE A FUCKING PUSSY
HAPPY SMOOCHING :*

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